Part the second: The Horror Movie Survival FAQ is going to be moving to MiraGrant.com with the launch of the new site. I know, I know, it's a sad day. But it'll fit in better there, and I'll have a lot of really awesome opportunities to update and expand.
This means I need a new "silly" FAQ for my main site...and that's where today comes in. I'm going to do a Fairy Tale and Ballad Survival FAQ. Please propose questions, offer survival tips, whatever comes to mind, and I'll get started from there! Help protect a new generation of children from evil stepmothers, wicked witches, inexplicable beanstalks, and the dangers of gingerbread houses.
Sometimes my life is awesome.
March 25 2010, 17:48:25 UTC 7 years ago
March 25 2010, 18:16:35 UTC 7 years ago
Also, train your bird friends to distinguish pebbles from beans and lentils and sort them into little piles efficiently and quickly, but don't let any eastern European vampires get their hands on your useful little avian friends, especially if they're pursuing you.
And, if your animal companion asks for clothing, give it over, even if it's all of your inheritance.