quixoticPart the second: The Horror Movie Survival FAQ is going to be moving to MiraGrant.com with the launch of the new site. I know, I know, it's a sad day. But it'll fit in better there, and I'll have a lot of really awesome opportunities to update and expand.
This means I need a new "silly" FAQ for my main site...and that's where today comes in. I'm going to do a Fairy Tale and Ballad Survival FAQ. Please propose questions, offer survival tips, whatever comes to mind, and I'll get started from there! Help protect a new generation of children from evil stepmothers, wicked witches, inexplicable beanstalks, and the dangers of gingerbread houses.
Sometimes my life is awesome.
March 25 2010, 16:32:10 UTC 7 years ago
There's this talking frog that says he's a prince. What are the repercussions of cooking it for dinner?
I'm a princess, but I sleep like a rock. Is there some special class or something where I learn how to detect peas between the mattresses, or do I have to check each time?
I have a fairy godmother, but she never lets me do anything fun. Is there some way to get rid of her?
I'm supposed to be in disguise as a peasant, but my hair refuses to tangle and I just cannot stay dirty. What should I do?
April 5 2010, 21:13:37 UTC 7 years ago