quixoticSo I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with my main website may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need something to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!
You know Chuck Norris?
That.
I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant is the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."
Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of Feed until I've done some local accounting, but there will be something.)
Come on. You know you want to.
March 23 2010, 17:04:25 UTC 7 years ago
Mira Grant once decapitated a zombie with her toenail.
In space Mira Grant can hear you scream.
Mira Grant is incapable of dying and thus has never come back from the dead, but if she were to, she'd still be pretty.
Mira Grant blinks. All the time. Suck on it, Weeping Angels.
Mira Grant doesn't blink. The world just hides from her at regular intervals.
March 26 2010, 00:49:49 UTC 7 years ago
What, you think the world can actually HIDE from Mira Grant? Frag, no. It simply trembles in fear whenever it stops being frozen in terror, hard enough to jerk the universe off its moorings.