quixoticSo I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with my main website may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need something to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!
You know Chuck Norris?
That.
I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant is the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."
Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of Feed until I've done some local accounting, but there will be something.)
Come on. You know you want to.
March 25 2010, 21:08:25 UTC 7 years ago
The only thing that matters to Mira Grant is gray matter.
(Alternately, The only color that matters to Mira Grant is gray.)
If everyone else around you is losing their head, Mira Grant must not have noticed you yet.
And on the seventh day, Mira Grant brought forth zombies.
Sylar studied under Mira Grant.
You know those little floating spots you sometimes see in your eyes? Those are Mira Grant, watching you.
Mira Grant is the real cause behind Fan Death.
Do not ask Mira Grant when she will rise, for she was the first to rise.