quixoticSo I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with my main website may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need something to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!
You know Chuck Norris?
That.
I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant is the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."
Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of Feed until I've done some local accounting, but there will be something.)
Come on. You know you want to.
March 24 2010, 08:25:55 UTC 7 years ago Edited: March 24 2010, 08:26:22 UTC
Mira Grant is so evil, when Dean and Sam Winchester came looking for her, Sam cried and Dean gave her the keys to the Impala.
Mira Grant is so evil, she made Osama bin Laden hide in the cave.
Mira Grant is so evil, the Mayans predicted her ending the earth in 2012.
Mira Grant is so evil, he radiates a Kryptonite aura and Superman is afraid of her.
Mira Grant is so evil, when she set foot in America it became a British colony again.
Mira Grant is so evil, she is her own D&D alignment. After "Chaotic Evil", there's "Mira Grant".