quixoticSo I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with my main website may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need something to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!
You know Chuck Norris?
That.
I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant is the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."
Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of Feed until I've done some local accounting, but there will be something.)
Come on. You know you want to.
March 23 2010, 20:27:00 UTC 7 years ago
Mira Grant invites the Jersey Devil and the Octupus that lives under the Tacoma Narrows Bridge and every other terrifying beast in the USA you have ever heard of over to her house every Tuesday. For poker.
Mira Grant cannot go to Vegas because her power over entropic forces would decimate the Vegas casino circuit. She doesn't care, because she likes Monte Carlo better.
Mira Grant is an intelligent, evolved virus in the shape of a girl.
Mira Grant is Typhoid Mary.
Mira Grant knows when the end of the world is coming.
Mira Grant knows when you will rise.