quixoticSo I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with my main website may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need something to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!
You know Chuck Norris?
That.
I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant is the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."
Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of Feed until I've done some local accounting, but there will be something.)
Come on. You know you want to.
March 23 2010, 19:24:10 UTC 7 years ago
We don't have to worry about alien invasions. Mira Grant personally welcomed them before we were born.
Mira Grant IS life on other planets.
Just because you cannot see Mira Grant does not mean she isn't there.
Co-eds listen to Mira Grant.
Mira Grant bought a remote Pacific island so her army of megalodons could go unnoticed until it was too late.
Mira Grant concocted bubonic plague and released it in medieval Europe—for fun.
Mira Grant breathes fire.
Mira Grant rebuilt the Death Star and has it trained on Earth.