quixoticSo I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with my main website may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need something to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!
You know Chuck Norris?
That.
I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant is the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."
Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of Feed until I've done some local accounting, but there will be something.)
Come on. You know you want to.
March 23 2010, 19:13:48 UTC 7 years ago
Mira Grant does not kill her clients, even if they ask nicely.
Mira Grant plays with the music of the spheres.
Mira Grant suggests if you're worth saving you'll save yourself.
Mira Grant invented the internet. (It's better not to ask why...)
Mira Grant does not sleep. She watches.
Mira Grant can make bacon a food group.
Mira Grant is illegal in five countries and a small town in nebraska.
Mira Grant does not employ a ninja army.
Mira Grant does not write with her toes.
Mira Grant knows how to use a chainsaw. If you know what I mean.
Mira Grant tore down this wall.
Mira Grant tore down the fifth wall.
Mira Grant tore down the fifth wall and inserted the fourth column.
Mira Grant came from away.
Mira Grant has enough middle fingers to show you how she's feeling.
Mira Grant can track your phone without it's battery.
Mira Grant is not edible.
Mira Grant probably has citizenship rights.
Mira Grant wears red- don't ask why.