quixoticSo I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with my main website may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need something to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!
You know Chuck Norris?
That.
I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant is the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."
Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of Feed until I've done some local accounting, but there will be something.)
Come on. You know you want to.
March 23 2010, 18:34:38 UTC 7 years ago Edited: March 23 2010, 18:38:04 UTC
Mira Grant hears the Drums.
Mira Grant is immortal, Death is too afraid to come for her.
The turtle moves, because Mira Grant wants it to.
Mira Grant was on the grassy knoll.
Everything Teddy Roosevelt learned, he learned from Mira Grant.
Mira Grant has a bad ass and is a bad ass
Mira Grant never has to pay late fees.
The IRS pays Mira Grant's taxes and always gives her a generous refund.
Mira Grant knows where you live. She just doesn't care.
Mira Grant is the Smoke Monster.
Mira Grant has a larger section in the Library than the Doctor does.
Mira Grant is the Queen of Cats.
Mira Grant owns Greenland.
Mira Grant has her own cult. Everyone who ever existed and will exist belongs to it.
Mira Grant can haz cheezeburger.