quixoticSo I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with my main website may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need something to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!
You know Chuck Norris?
That.
I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant is the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."
Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of Feed until I've done some local accounting, but there will be something.)
Come on. You know you want to.
March 23 2010, 18:00:22 UTC 7 years ago
Mira Grant does not slay vampires. They run into her stakes willingly.
Who ya gonna call? Mira Grant.
There's something about Mira. If we told you, we'd have to kill you.
No one can be told who Mira Grant is. You have to see her for yourself. Unfortunately, she's invisible.
Mira Grant does not have a reservoir condition. Kellis-Amberlee just feels safer inside her.
Mira Grant can watch Buffy accept the Class Protector Award without crying.
Mira Grant predicted the current Jane Austen craze in 1811, when she became Jane Austen.
Mira Grant doesn't need a zombie survival guide. Zombies need a Mira Grant survival guide.
March 23 2010, 18:05:52 UTC 7 years ago
Okay everyone else can just go home now.