T is for THOMAS.

Thomas Price was a loyal member of the Covenant of St. George less because he really believed in what they were doing, and more because he couldn't think of anything better to do.

He found something better to do. Sadly, this resulted in his being pulled into an unidentified parallel world, where he may or may not still be waiting for rescue. But hey. At least he got laid before the hole opened up in the fabric of reality and engulfed him, right? Right?

...okay. So maybe it's not the best compensation. But for Thomas Price, that's all he's going to get. For the moment, at least.