In honor of George Romero's birthday, I am giving away an ARC of Feed to one lucky commenter. This is a random draw giveaway. At noon Pacific tomorrow, I will use my magical random number generator and select a winner. They will then have until noon Pacific on Sunday to send me their mailing information (through my website), or I will pick another winner.
So please! Comment! Tell me your favorite thing about zombies, or why you want to read Feed, or what you'll do if you win, or whatever. (I mean, a comment beyond just "comment" is nice, but not strictly required.)
George Romero gave the world zombies. In honor of his birthday, so do I. Because zombies are love.
Well I am a young man, cut down in me blossom I married a young woman to comfort me home but she goes out and she leaves me, she cruelly deceives me, and eats people's brains as the streets she does roam
and it's oh dear I rue the day ever I married how I wish I was single again with their weepin' and wailin' and runnin' and screamin' from my lovely wife who keeps eating their brains
now my wife, every night, she goes out on the rantin' she's out on the town eating nothing but brains and the townsfolk, they're screamin', but me, I'm not leavin', 'cuz my zombie wife, well, she tore off me legs
so it's oh dear I rue the day ever I married how I wish I was single again, 'cuz my stumps, they be bleedin', the towies be screamin', my wife, she be cacklin' and eating their brains
Actually I was writing it to the tune of "Househusband's Lament." And many of the words are a direct copy. It was the first song I could think of that might work. :)
geeky
February 4 2010, 20:47:56 UTC 7 years ago
I married a young woman to comfort me home
but she goes out and she leaves me,
she cruelly deceives me,
and eats people's brains as the streets she does roam
and it's oh dear I rue the day ever I married
how I wish I was single again
with their weepin' and wailin'
and runnin' and screamin'
from my lovely wife who keeps eating their brains
now my wife, every night, she goes out on the rantin'
she's out on the town eating nothing but brains
and the townsfolk, they're screamin',
but me, I'm not leavin',
'cuz my zombie wife, well, she tore off me legs
so it's oh dear I rue the day ever I married
how I wish I was single again,
'cuz my stumps, they be bleedin',
the towies be screamin',
my wife, she be cacklin' and eating their brains
February 4 2010, 20:50:57 UTC 7 years ago
February 4 2010, 20:53:52 UTC 7 years ago