Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
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Best airport security EVER.

I get off work at four in the afternoon; my flight last night didn't leave the airport until nine. This left me with a five-hour gap and, since there was nothing I was really dying to go to the movies for, I decided to just head for the airport, get through security, and settle on the concourse to get some serious writing done. (I would have stopped at Borderlands to get the new issue of Locus, but their shipment hadn't arrived yet when I had to leave the office. That's what Monday is for.) I was flying Virgin America, and since BART runs literally into the SFO International Departures Terminal, getting there was a piece of cake. I like cake!

After dropping off my luggage and confirming that my flight hadn't been canceled or anything stupid like that, I started for security. Airport security encounter one: a security guard was walking by with a kind of dog I'd never seen before hauling him along as it happily sniffed its way through the airport. I stopped.

"Oh, wow! Is that the contraband dog?"
"Yes, she is."
"What kind of dog is she?"
"She's a Dutch Shepherd."
"Oh, wow. Can she check my things for contraband?"

The security guard looked surprised, but allowed as how the dog could check my things for contraband if I really wanted her to. She did so, with much tail wagging and adoration. So here's a big thanks to Susie the contraband dog, who made my travel experience safer.

From there, I went to the actual security line, where my large laptop was pulled out for an explosives swab. Cool by me. The woman doing it swabbed down the outside, and then asked if she could open it and swab inside. (Like I was going to say no? To the TSA?) I said sure, but warned her that she would encounter a lot of cat hair. She opened the laptop.

"That is a lot of cat hair."
"I have a Siamese and a Maine Coon."
"Really? I have a brown mackerel tabby!"
"Mine's a blue classic tabby and white!"

...so if you got stuck in an inexplicable delay at the SFO International Terminal security checkpoint last night, sorry about that. I was talking Maine Coons with the TSA lady.

And after all that? My flight landed forty-one minutes early. Yes, early. The pilot actually apologized for the fact that we had reached Seattle almost an hour ahead of schedule, and I got to call Vixy to tell her that I was already there. This wasn't easy, since I think she thought I was calling about a delay, not to say "come get me."

Best travel experience ever.
Tags: animals rock, good things, in the wild, travel, vixy
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Whenever I'm flying home, my mother stalks the airline flight information page, so she knows the expected landing time usually before I do. It makes getting a ride from the airport handy.
My (maternal) grandfather (he's a retired Marine colonel and thrives on advance intel) does this as well, and taught my brother to do the same. I also live near to a large airport, which makes their job that little bit easier. Woe is me when neither of them is in town to come get me!

AngelVixen :-)

seanan_mcguire

7 years ago

seanan_mcguire

7 years ago

Lucky you.

That is my envy speaking to you in a sarcastic tone.

Forgive it.

:D
I do. :)
My you have a lot of laptop in your laptop! Hee.

Thank you for sharing some fun encounters with airport security!
Heh, I noticed that too. Would one not be more surprised to find no laptop in the laptop? *grin* (Perhaps because it was displaced by all of the cat hair!)

seanan_mcguire

7 years ago

seanan_mcguire

7 years ago

That is a beautiful dog.
I know, right?
Wow, you are an extraordinarily lucky woman, you know that? If there'd been a beautiful puppy like that at the airport when I last flew... I might still consider flying places.
I like contraband dogs.
It helps, of course, if you have cool animal related thingies to break the ice with, which you clearly do. :)
Animals bring the world together.
The best part is, we Conflikters get to see/hear/adore Seanen!
It was so good to see you!
I love the first sentence of that Wikipedia article: "The Dutch Shepherd Dog is a breed of dog." Ya think? I mean, I wouldn't think that a Dutch Shepherd Dog was a breed of horse. Or cat...
Of course not, clearly it is a breed of hairless wombat with a luxurious fur coat.

seanan_mcguire

7 years ago

seanan_mcguire

7 years ago

You are the only other person I know who will gleefully talk to the security people about the security dogs. Or gleefully talk to the security people at all, for that matter. <3
I was grumpy at the gate agent in Seattle, and felt bad about it for the entire flight home.
This makes me giggle. Especially the fact that you asked the guard to have the dog search you for contraband. Awesome reaction though.
That was the only way I could get him to stop to let me pet her!

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And next year, WE GET YOU!!!!!!

ZOMG flail.
The picture on Wikipedia looks like Yara. Yara is the first guide dog I've been able to pet. I met her handler through NaNoWriMo this year.

She was a very patient dog. She sat under our feet at each gathering, moving only to get more comfortable, and didn't complain when she was accidentally kicked. No begging, either. Very strange, considering how much food was consumed at the write-ins.
Oh, that's awesome.
I *LOVE* that you asked to be checked for contraband LOL
I wanted to pet the dog!
Hope you have fun at Conflikt. I'll be at a Renaissance faire in Monroe.
We missed you!
When I saw the title, I assumed you'd had a bad experience and were being sarcastic. Good to know I was wrong! I'm glad you met a cool new (to you, and me) dog breed and got to talk about Maine Coons. Do you carry pics of your cats in your wallet? :-)

I'm shocked that not only was your flight on time, but that the pilot apologized for it. Why on earth would the pilot feel the need to apologize, unless it's for those like you that had to rearrange pick up. Still, that seems odd to me.

Have fun in Seattle!
I don't, but I'm starting to think I should. Wallet-sized shots of the girls would break a lot of ice.

I think it was mostly because so many people do need to get picked up, and rearranging isn't always possible.
i wish my travel yesterday had been that easy.
Awww, I'm sorry. :(

mariadkins

7 years ago