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In defense of the blonde: one Marilyn's plea.

Mary Robinette Kowal—who is fantastic and awesome and incidentally, the person reading the Toby Daye audio books, which means hers is a voice I'm going to be hearing quite a lot of—made a blog post previewing the upcoming fantasy movies of 2010. It's a good post, which is no surprise, since she's a good author and a great lady. But one line, talking about Disney's upcoming Rapunzel, sort of hit me the wrong way:

"Hey! Disney's doing another classic fairy tale. While I could wish that the princess here weren't your cliche blond, I also have to acknowledge that this is true to the Brothers Grimm story."

I'm blonde. This is a choice now, since I'm old enough to dye my hair, but when I was first forming my self-image, it was just a biological reality. I've spent my entire life being bombarded with Barbie and bimbo stereotypes, from Kelly Bundy on Married...With Children to an endless procession of evil stepmothers and nasty girlfriends on the silver screen. That wasn't always the case; "America's sweethearts" used to be almost exclusively blonde girls, who might not be smart or independent, but they were plucky and beautiful and they got the guy, so hey, let's rock with that, okay? But the age of the blonde as leading lady ended before I was born, and except for Barbie—who seems to be basically unkillable—it hasn't really shown much sign of coming back. Gwen Stacy was replaced by Mary Jane. Supergirl's comic got canceled on a regular basis. Maybe it's because all the science fiction I watched was supposed to be about the male hero, so they didn't want to make the women too "flashy," but all the smart, interesting, active women on television seemed to be brunette...unless they were all about their sexy hot bodies of sexy hotness, in which case, they could be blonde, but don't forget, unless you're hot and blonde, you don't count.

Growing up, I was able to find exactly three smart, blonde, accessible fictional characters to idolize as role models: Marilyn Munster from The Munsters, Sue Richards of the Fantastic Four, and Terra of the Teen Titans. Terra eventually turned out to be totally evil (and hence got dropped from the list), only to be replaced by Illyana Rasputin, who...promptly died. Whoops. Marilyn and Sue endured, and even if Sue was occasionally a soccer mom, they remained blonde and awesome. (Marilyn was also the first firm indication I got that it was okay to like monsters and frilly pink dresses. I owe a lot to Marilyn Munster.) Like every kid, I wanted some reassurance that I was okay the way I was, and a lot of what I got from the media was that I would only be okay if I either suffered severe head trauma or dyed my hair.

This? Sucked.

The ongoing transition of the blonde from girl-next-door and America's sweetheart has continued, and now she's not just the bimbo, she's the bad guy. I started making lists of movies and television shows with blonde characters, and nine times out of ten, if you have a blonde at all, she's evil. If she's not evil, the bad guy? Is also blonde. Movies that break this trend: Legally Blonde (where all the blondes are presented as well-meaning ditzes who are smart despite the satin-finish manicures, or dumb but sweet), and Jennifer's Body (where Needy is Hollywood ugly-pretty, and plays the foil to an evil brunette sexpot). There are more blondes on television (thank you, Veronica Mars, thank you), but they're still very rare in-genre, and there, they're usually cannon fodder.

And then there are the princesses. See, the reason this comment bothered me in the first place is that I've heard it before, many times. "Oh, at least Disney's new princess isn't blonde." "Oh, it looks insipid, but at least the princess isn't blonde." Well, excluding animals (so Nala doesn't count), there have been four blonde Disney protagonists: Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Alice, and Eilonwy. Oh, and Tinker Bell, who sort of exists in her own little bubble. The most recent of these characters, Eilonwy, was created in 1985, when The Black Cauldron flopped at a theater near you. Prior to that, we had Sleeping Beauty in 1959. Princesses/protagonists in the last twenty years have been brunette (Belle, Jane), black haired (Jasmine, Pocahontas, Esmerelda, Mulan, Lilo, Nani, Tiana), redheads (Megara), or white haired (Kida). (Ariel just misses this cut, as The Little Mermaid came out in 1989. Redheads are really under-represented, by the way, unless you count Giselle from Enchanted and Penny from Bolt, and then they just wind up in the boat with the blondes.)

Blonde girls deserve a smart, savvy, modern Disney princess with agency. We didn't use up all our princesses when we got Cinderella and Aurora, and the fact that they left Alice blonde doesn't make up for turning Dorothy brunette. So instead of wishing this princess weren't blonde, how about we say "yay, about time," and keep making it okay for blonde girls to be smart, just like everybody else?
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First: I agree with your larger point, that we need girls on TV and in movies who look like the girls watching TV and movies and need heroes and role models they can relate to.

However: I think it's simplistic to reduce the Disney girls to only their hair color. To take one example, of all of the black haired girls, none of them are white, and they are (with the exception of Nani and Lilo) the *only* heroines of their ethnicity. Lilo and Nani are Hawai'ian, and the only reason there are two Hawai'ian heroines in Disney is because Lilo and Nani are sisters. We've never had another Arab princess, or another American Indian, or Rom, or Chinese, or Black heroine. But Cinderella, Alice, Aurora, Dorothy, Giselle, Jane, Wendy, Penny, Tinkerbell, Eilonwy, and even Ariel who *isn't even human* are all white.

So yes, I agree with "let blonde girls know it's okay to be pretty AND smart," because it's not true that all blonde girls are stupid and ditzy any more than it's true that all glasses-wearing people are smart.

But I don't think we should keep promoting the Disney idea and image that fair-skinned people are the only people whose stories should be told or the only people who need heroes who look like them at the expense of the little girls who have never seen a hero or heroine who looks like them and knows their stories, reads their books, eats their food, fights their battles, or sings their songs. So I will continue hoping and praying for a Disney princess who isn't blonde (or brunette or redheaded), and who isn't white. And I will continue to be disappointed every time that a Disney princess *is* blonde, brunette, redheaded, and white.

ETA: It took so long for my internet connection to allow me to post this comment that I was really frustrated by the time I actually got it to post. So let me amend: I am not trying to say in my last paragraph that you are promoting that Disney idea, just that I'm incredibly frustrated with the general existence of that idea.
I feel kind of dumb for being disappointed that you missed out Snow White and not caring much about the rest of your comment. Feel free to whack indignantly.
Whacking definitely isn't imminent from me; the reason I left out Snow White in my comment is because Seanan was comparing the female heroines of the last 20 years--Snow White is one of the first Disney Princesses, and dates back more than 50 years. (This is not to say that Snow White isn't an awesome movie, or a good character, just that for purposes of the comparisons she was drawing and that I was responding to, she didn't fit the criteria of a black-haired heroine of the last 20 years.)
The decision to leave Snow, whom I adore, out was entirely mine. If we looked at the entire stable, we'd also need to look at the social pressures of their decades, and then my head would explode.