1. The Black Death.
2. Parasites.
3. How parasites caused us to evolve gender.
4. Endemic bubonic plague in California's ground squirrels.
5. The X-Men.
6. Crazy Australian mermaid shows.
7. Anything involving venom.
8. Dinosaurs.
9. The inevitability of the zombie apocalypse.
10. Anything that involves socially unacceptable hand gestures.
11. The ineffective nature of H1N1 as a slatewiper pandemic.
12. How my pandemic would be better.
13. Pandemics, period.
14. My collection of My Little Ponies.
15. My collection of plush weaponry.
16. My collection of plush viruses.
17. Banana slugs.
18. How to evolve a society of pseudo-mammal telepaths from parasitic wasps.
19. Why you would want to do that in the first place.
20. Giant squid.
21. Reality television.
22. Bedbug reproduction.
23. Anything Kate won't let me talk about during dinner.
24. Necrosis.
25. The slow conversion of aspartame into formaldehyde.
26. Monkeyspheres.
27. The fact that the turtle couldn't help us.
28. My limited and specialized knowledge of ASL.
29. The virtues of the machete vs. the meat cleaver.
30. That vial of liquid mercury I bought at a garage sale.
31. Tarantulas.
32. Cheese.
33. Jerusalem crickets.
34. What I did last summer.
35. The vast disparity between women's "appropriate" weight and the things women eat in television commercials.
36. Evil Dead: the Musical.
37. Why you should turn to cannibalism immediately when stranded on a desert island.
38. Kuru.
39. Flensing.
40. Parthenogenic reproduction.
41. Reasons to go crawling around in a sewer.
42. Observing autopsies.
43. Why yoga is better with Rob Zombie.
44. SyFy Original Movies.
45. The drinking games that accompany same.
46. Why I went to Waverly Place last time I was in Manhattan.
47. Pie.
48. Pi.
49. Structured poetry.
50. People as an available source of protein.
January 7 2010, 19:38:43 UTC 7 years ago
January 7 2010, 19:49:57 UTC 7 years ago
However, there are some reasons and circumstances in which one should delay. First, if there's a perishable food supply which cannot be consumed by one person prior to it spoiling, then wait until that has been consumed first - in other words, eat in order of food perishability. Second, if the other individual is a net calorie contributor - i.e., by virtue of being a very good fisherman or hunter. Third, it's best to wait until the other person(s) have contributed to the best of their ability to your own survival - building signal fires, teaching you necessary skills, building shelter, setting up a water distillation apparatus, that sort of thing. Plus they'll be tired then and easier to kill. Lastly, The more humane-minded sort might wish to wait a few days in case of a speedy rescue.
January 7 2010, 20:03:46 UTC 7 years ago
Cannibalism is only a good survival strategy if:
1. You're more likely to die without resorting to cannibalism than you are to be rescued,
2. You're confident of your ability to conceal or destroy the evidence,
3. Or, you are not the cause of death of your emergency protein sources.
January 7 2010, 20:08:18 UTC 7 years ago
And, well, I'd rather be tried for murder than die of starvation.
January 7 2010, 20:33:25 UTC 7 years ago
January 7 2010, 21:22:05 UTC 7 years ago
Also, bite marks don't say when the bite marks were made. And cremation gets rid of any soft-tissue evidence. Still - murder trial vs. death by starvation. I know which one I'd pick.
January 7 2010, 21:40:39 UTC 7 years ago
January 7 2010, 21:17:21 UTC 7 years ago
In theory, I find the concept of emergency cannibalism where you are NOT the cause of death to be unpleasant (and medically dangerous) but acceptable. However, I don't know how trustworthy people would be about not edging others into an earlier death in such situations.
January 7 2010, 23:02:04 UTC 7 years ago
January 7 2010, 23:17:49 UTC 7 years ago