Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
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A little holiday greeting.

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my mind
Were hitchhiking ghost-girls and struggles unkind,
And fairy tale murders and pandemic flu—
My friends hope my holiday dreams won't come true—

And Tara has finished the graphics so fine
To help and promote that new novel of mine
(The sequel to something you just might have read,
With Toby and Tybalt and new things to dread).

My tickets are purchased, my plans are all set,
I'm wracking my brain to guess what I'll forget,
And Vixy and Tony are waiting with glee
For the holiday gift that I'm giving them—me.

Two thousand and nine is a year nearly through!
Oh, the things that we did, and the things left to do!
I'm still with the agent who signed me last year,
She still knows I'm crazy, and yet she's still here.

The first of the Toby books sits upon shelves,
Full of wise-cracking Cait Sidhe and put-upon elves,
And two more adventures are coming this year,
Which ought to be good for your holiday cheer.

In March, Habitation, in May, you'll get Feed
(My evil twin, Mira, knows just what you need),
While "Sparrow Hill Road" will take twelve months to drive,
And Rose knows that nobody gets out alive.

InCryptid and Velveteen, Babylon Archer,
And so many more are prepared for departure
At seanan_mcguire the updates are steady—
I'm keeping you posted. You'd better get ready.

The year yet to come will bring wonders galore,
And I can't start to guess at the great things in store,
So whatever you celebrate when the world's cold,
Be it secular, modern, or something quite old,

I hope that you're happy, I hope that you're warm,
I hope that you're ready to weather the storm,
And I wish you the joys that a winter provides,
All you Kings of the Summer and sweet Snow Queen brides,

And I can't wait to see what the next year will bring,
The stories we'll tell, and the songs that we'll sing.
The dead and the living will stand and rejoice!
(I beg you to rise while you still have a choice.)

The journey's been fun, and there's much more to see,
So grab your machete and come now with me,
And they'll hear us exclaim as we dash out of sight,
"Scary Christmas to all, and to all a good fright!"
Tags: dino dance party, geekiness, good things, pandemic time, poetry, silliness, so the marilyn
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*applauds*!
*bows*
*APPLAUSE!!!!*

:)
Hee.

cleothyla

7 years ago

Scary Christmas to you too!

*hugs*

(Sitting in the Indianapolis airport and thinking that it would be a bad bad place to try to defend (or escape from) in a zombie uprising.)
Yeah, you're basically screwed if the dead rise right now. Sorry, and I'll miss you.
Can't wait to see ya, sweetheart!

*hugs and a pleasant journey here*
Are you coming to the Wayward gig?
Scary Christmas! Hope your travels are easy and your days are zombie-free (at least in 3-D).
One hopes!
♥ holiday greeting that mentions Tara!
Hey, she's important around here!
And a hoppy new year!

(Frickens, see.)
Half frog, half chicken, all abomination of nature!

natf

7 years ago

WOW. Very nice indeed!
Thanks!
Fun. ^_^
Thank you. :)
because i needed another reason to love you? :)

*huggs* lovely dear! safe travel, and SCARY CHRISTMAS!
I like doing summaries in rhyme. I find them oddly...soothing.
*clappity clappity*
Hee hee.
Coooool. *finger snaps*

A joyous holiday season to you. I wish that I could be at the Wayward on Saturday. Once again, my own gigs get in the way. :P
I hate it when that happens.
Happy Holidays Mrs. Mcguire!
Happy belated holidays to you as well!
*hugs*

BTW, I'll be cooking something like your turkey recipe tomorrow...
Your report pleases me immensely. :)
Magnifique!

Brightest Blessings of the Season to you and safe travel! May the new year bring all your wishes to you (and books! oh yes books!) and may it be full os prosperity and good health for you and yours.

And the same to you.
This is excellent. :)
Thank you!
Merry Christmas, Seanan!
Happy Hogswatch!
*standing ovation*
Heeeeee. :)