Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
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Do not want...but why not?

Recently, I picked up a book that looked interesting. It hit many of my "sweet spots" for plot, description, and cover blurbs from people I trust. The cover didn't do it any favors, featuring, as it did, a generic Urban Fantasy Hot Girl standing in a Playboy circa-1984 pose, but I've enjoyed books with way worse covers. I entered the text in good faith.

By page two, I was ready to fling the book across the room. Why? Because the author had chosen to scramble the spelling of a common-to-the-genre word in a way that made it look not only pretentious, but difficult to read. This is a personal bug-a-boo of mine, since I really do feel that spelling was standardized for a reason, and while I managed to soldier through, it colored my ability to sink into the text for several chapters.

(As an aside, seriously: not all words become more interesting and mysterious when spelled with a vestigial "y." The worst example I've ever seen was in a YA series full of "mermyds," and the fact that I made it through all three volumes is a testament to the power of raw stubborn.)

One reader of Rosemary and Rue posted a lengthy, positive review, more than half of which was taken up by complaints about the pronunciation guide. Specifically, I didn't write down the correct pronunciation of "Kitsune." It's a fair cop—if you pronounce the word as written in the pronunciation guide, you'll be saying it wrong—and it's been corrected for A Local Habitation, but it was, for this person, as bad as if I'd spelled Toby's name "Aughtcober" and then claimed it was pronounced just like the month. Bug-a-boos for all!

Kate recently delivered a long and eloquent diatribe on "back cover buzz-word bingo," which I really wish I'd had a video camera running for, because it was awesome. The summation is that she watches the back covers of books for certain "buzz-words," and, if the book works up to a magical bingo score, she doesn't read it. I do something similar with bad horror movies, since there are specific buzz-words that mean "soft core porn" and "gratuitous torture," and those really aren't what I'm watching the movie to see.

So what are your bug-a-boos? Terribly twisted spelling? Pronunciations that you don't agree with? Buzz-words oozing off the back cover and getting all over your shoes? How about heroines with ruby hair and emerald eyes who aren't appearing in an Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld fanfic epic? Inquiring blondes want to know!
Tags: contemplation, cranky blonde is cranky, don't be dumb, kate, oh the humanity, reading things
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Dude, John Steakley's Vampire$ is a pure Tuckerization of the author and all his friends, and it is BEYOND AWESOME. Good Tuckerizing is a thing of beauty. The bad stuff gives it all a bad name.

I will make one note on the inconsistent use of real-world settings: sometimes you can't get permission/really need something that readers can visualize quickly, but don't actually want to blow up your favorite cafe. Big chunks of the seventh Toby book will be taking place in Borderlands Books, but if I hadn't been able to get Alan to okay using his bookstore, it would have been a totally made-up store that served essentially the same function.
The key phrase there is "totally made-up"; in that instance, the key is preserving the atmosphere while creating something distinctive. In your case, too, you're talking about a major set/location, whereas in the book I'm thinking of the not-Powell's made a pretty much incidental appearance. It would be infinitely trickier to write a piece actually set in Powell's and bring it off. I have about half of a short story sitting on my hard drive that actually attempts this (it's stuck for other reasons); in that case I simply avoided using the name itself. That likely wouldn't work for a novel, but in the context of a short piece set entirely inside the store, it felt doable.