By page two, I was ready to fling the book across the room. Why? Because the author had chosen to scramble the spelling of a common-to-the-genre word in a way that made it look not only pretentious, but difficult to read. This is a personal bug-a-boo of mine, since I really do feel that spelling was standardized for a reason, and while I managed to soldier through, it colored my ability to sink into the text for several chapters.
(As an aside, seriously: not all words become more interesting and mysterious when spelled with a vestigial "y." The worst example I've ever seen was in a YA series full of "mermyds," and the fact that I made it through all three volumes is a testament to the power of raw stubborn.)
One reader of Rosemary and Rue posted a lengthy, positive review, more than half of which was taken up by complaints about the pronunciation guide. Specifically, I didn't write down the correct pronunciation of "Kitsune." It's a fair cop—if you pronounce the word as written in the pronunciation guide, you'll be saying it wrong—and it's been corrected for A Local Habitation, but it was, for this person, as bad as if I'd spelled Toby's name "Aughtcober" and then claimed it was pronounced just like the month. Bug-a-boos for all!
Kate recently delivered a long and eloquent diatribe on "back cover buzz-word bingo," which I really wish I'd had a video camera running for, because it was awesome. The summation is that she watches the back covers of books for certain "buzz-words," and, if the book works up to a magical bingo score, she doesn't read it. I do something similar with bad horror movies, since there are specific buzz-words that mean "soft core porn" and "gratuitous torture," and those really aren't what I'm watching the movie to see.
So what are your bug-a-boos? Terribly twisted spelling? Pronunciations that you don't agree with? Buzz-words oozing off the back cover and getting all over your shoes? How about heroines with ruby hair and emerald eyes who aren't appearing in an Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld fanfic epic? Inquiring blondes want to know!
November 3 2009, 18:05:42 UTC 7 years ago
I also have a thing for names. I won't read the Sookie vampire books simply because that name sounds all sorts of wrong to me. I love October's name because it's so her, though I'm still getting used to reading about a girl called Toby. I had to stop reading one romance novel that had a heroine named Douglass. I couldn't relate that name to a girl. One epic-length fanfic I'm currently reading has a heroine named Harley Quinn (no relation to the Joker's girlfriend). It's a little too ... cutesy, but the rest of the fic is good, so I keep reading. I tend to get irked over "special" spellings of common names. Krisstofur? Jenafor? Cortnie? Candies ("Candice")? Cristel? Angelic ("Angelique")? Ugh...
November 3 2009, 20:15:50 UTC 7 years ago
I'm a little more forgiving of "special" spellings in fanfic, because when I was a teenager, I genuinely thought that one author using a name used it up forever in some magical ledger somewhere. So they're just trying to play nice with the other children.
November 3 2009, 20:23:25 UTC 7 years ago
I find that very sweet, like the Library Of Books Yet To Be Written in Robin McKinley's Beauty.
Names are important. I think people lose track of that way too often.
Absolutely. Authors need to put more thought in names beyond popularity.
November 3 2009, 22:29:06 UTC 7 years ago
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November 4 2009, 18:25:10 UTC 7 years ago
That's cute.
I went through a period of making a short list of names that I liked but had no relation to the character then picking one at random. That didn't last long.
November 9 2009, 09:04:09 UTC 7 years ago
November 6 2009, 00:20:52 UTC 7 years ago