raelee: That is a lot of spiders. But very purty silk. seanan_mcguire: I will put them all in the bed of the next human who vexes me. raelee: *eyes you* Duly noted. seanan_mcguire: You rarely vex. raelee: Still, sharing my bed with a million spiders, while extremely kinky, is not high on the list of activities I'd like to participate in before my death... especially since it has a high probability of leading to said death. Therefore, I'll take the proper precautions so as not to vex. seanan_mcguire: It'd be like, LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS *enrobe* *devour* LEGS. raelee: Yeahhhh, I just freaked out reading that. seanan_mcguire: ...oooops. Sorry. raelee: s'ok, everyone needs to have a mini seizure at their desk occasionally.
There are days when I truly feel that being my friend ought to come with a hazard advisory of some sort. Or maybe just a little label that flashes after pictures of horrible things, like botflies and flesh-eating bacteria. "WARNING: Seanan is going to think this is cool, and probably want to discuss it with you. Please begin self-sedation now."
I was invented to make sure you stay fully alert and aware of your surroundings. Lest the million spiders in your bed catch you by surprise.
Legs, legs, legs...uaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! :) I used to hate spiders with a passion, but since I really made an effort to fight my arachnophobia, I find spiders abslutely awesome. Those golden orb spiders are really beautiful (although they really have LONG legs). And this fabric. Awesome. I never thought spider silk could be this golden yellow. We only have spiders making boring white silk over here.
September 25 2009, 06:38:34 UTC 7 years ago
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I used to hate spiders with a passion, but since I really made an effort to fight my arachnophobia, I find spiders abslutely awesome. Those golden orb spiders are really beautiful (although they really have LONG legs). And this fabric. Awesome. I never thought spider silk could be this golden yellow. We only have spiders making boring white silk over here.
September 25 2009, 18:23:22 UTC 7 years ago
September 26 2009, 05:43:13 UTC 7 years ago