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raelee: That is a lot of spiders. But very purty silk.seanan_mcguire: I will put them all in the bed of the next human who vexes me.raelee: *eyes you* Duly noted.seanan_mcguire: You rarely vex.raelee: Still, sharing my bed with a million spiders, while extremely kinky, is not high on the list of activities I'd like to participate in before my death... especially since it has a high probability of leading to said death. Therefore, I'll take the proper precautions so as not to vex.seanan_mcguire: It'd be like, LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS *enrobe* *devour* LEGS.raelee: Yeahhhh, I just freaked out reading that.seanan_mcguire: ...oooops. Sorry.raelee: s'ok, everyone needs to have a mini seizure at their desk occasionally.There are days when I truly feel that being my friend ought to come with a hazard advisory of some sort. Or maybe just a little label that flashes after pictures of horrible things, like botflies and flesh-eating bacteria. "WARNING: Seanan is going to think this is cool, and probably want to discuss it with you. Please begin self-sedation now."
I was invented to make sure you stay fully alert and aware of your surroundings. Lest the million spiders in your bed catch you by surprise.
September 24 2009, 20:16:40 UTC 7 years ago
(Being British I don't tend to think of spiders as generally dangerous, because there are very few venomous ones in the UK outside zoos. I mostly feel guilty when driving my car spoils the webs they've carefully built between it and the house...)
September 25 2009, 18:10:13 UTC 7 years ago