Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
seanan_mcguire
  • Mood: quixotic
  • Music: Counting Crows, "August and Everything After."

Things I have been called.

People keep trying to define me. This is okay, because it is funny. In the past few months, I have been called...

...the bastard love child of Neil Gaiman and Charles de Lint. (Biologically implausible!)
...Charles Addams crossed with Dorothy Parker. (This would make an awesome alternate-world supernatural romance FROM HELL.)
...a combination of Stephen King, Warren Ellis, and Rainbow Brite. (Angry cartoon horror author attacks city, film at eleven, evacuation at eleven seventeen.)

Have I mentioned recently that I am way too easily amused?
Tags: silliness
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kyra_neko_rei

July 10 2009, 22:30:57 UTC 7 years ago

I would imagine you're about 74% Diet Dr. Pepper . . . and the solid parts of you are mostly composed of music, words, concentrated awesomeness, shadows of the pre-existence of a hemorrhagic superplague that has yet to evolve, and between 1 and 3 percent cat hair, depending on how much Maine Coons shed.

(In other words, Kyra can't think of any names right now. Evil graphic design assignment is evil and mind-numbing.)

seanan_mcguire

July 11 2009, 17:20:09 UTC 7 years ago

Go with 3% cat hair. The cats shed a lot.