Tim is lucky, however, in that he comes complete with a personal savior: Marla Mason, the magical bitch-queen badass sorcerer of Felport, who will totally mess you up if you look at her funny (and don't think that she won't). In an effort to make a bad scene a little less bad, Tim is putting up a serialized, donation-funded urban fantasy novella, Bone Shop, in which you can meet Marla, and watch as she grows up to be, well, badass.
Enter the Bone Shop.
Go, check it out, and if you enjoy good urban fantasy, have a party. You, too, can avoid being put on Marla's little list of people who need to be bludgeoned to death with the nearest available brick.
That didn't come out right...
June 26 2009, 05:35:25 UTC 8 years ago
Because Marla comes prepared to bludgeon you. She doesn't reach for the nearest brick unless she has to unexpectedly bludgeon you.
June 27 2009, 04:17:07 UTC 8 years ago