geekyB is for...BLAST RADIUS. Know it, love it, try not to stand inside it.
C is for...CHAINSAW. Screw diamonds. This is a girl's best friend.
D is for...DISTRACTION. Let the chirpy little twirp who keeps screaming provide one, and run.
E is for...ESCAPE. Better hope you can make one.
F is for...FIRE. Most of the things that want you dead dislike it.
G is for...GRENADE. Come to momma, little pineapple of death.
H is for...HOUSE. It wants you dead. Live with it.
I is for...ICHOR. It's gonna get in your hair. That's how this works.
J is for...JUMPER CABLES. Learn how to use them or you're probably toast.
K is for...KNIFE. It won't run out of ammo, and it's fun to stick in things. Size does matter.
L is for...LASER. If you have it, use it; if someone else has it, avoid it at all costs.
M is for...MONSTER. Do I even need to explain?
N is for...NIGHT. That's when they're likely to attack.
O is for...OCTOBER. Just stay in bed for this entire month. Seriously.
P is for...PISTOL. I recommend learning to shoot one as soon as possible.
Q is for...QUICK. People come in two flavors: the quick and the dead. Pick one.
R is for...RABIES. That's probably not what you're dealing with, here.
S is for...SNAKE. They come in 'giant' and 'poisonous,' and neither is very good for you.
T is for...TANK. If you have one, keep it. If you don't, get one. Mmmmmmm, tank.
U is for...UNSPEAKABLE. Half the things you'll deal with will be unspeakable. Therapy is your friend.
V is for...VICTIM. If you can't cope, this is what goes on your name tag.
W is for...WEREWOLF. Once the moon comes up, that's not Johnny anymore.
X is for...XENOMORPH. Because apparently our Earth monsters just weren't dangerous enough. Space assholes.
Y is for...YESTERDAY. Remember when reanimated rats weren't gnawing your ankles? Good times, man.
Z is for...ZOMBIE. Oh, you knew that was coming.
It was surprisingly easy to do this, and I had to reject a lot of good alphabet entries because their letters were already filled. (T is for Terror: give in and you get a second 'T' for 'Toast.'; G is for Gun: for the love of God, get one..., etc.) As it has made me giggle without cease for about an hour, I proclaim it a rousing success.
Got any suggestions?
Just to go with the classic form...
July 3 2008, 19:34:08 UTC 9 years ago
B is Blast radius. Inside there's no fun.
C is for Chainsaw, keep this at your side.
D is for Distraction, a good time to hide.
E is for Escape, your biggest concern.
F is for Fire, to make scary things burn.
G is for Grenade, to clear crowded halls.
H is for House, with hate in its walls.
I is for Ichor, as sticky as tar.
J is for Jumper cables, to re-start your car.
K is for Knife, it's used when you slay.
L is for Laser, the lovely death ray.
M is for Monster, this thing wants you dead.
N is for Night, when it thinks you're in bed.
O is October, when dangers abound.
P is for Pistol, always keep this around.
Q is for Quick, a good thing to be.
R is for Rabies, which is not what we see.
S is for Snake, thinking you're good to eat.
T is for Tank, as it rolls down the street.
U is Unspeakable, the things that attack.
V is for Victim, with a hole in the back.
W is for Werewolf, a friend with a new face.
X is for Xenomorph, an alien race.
Y is for Yesterday, which wasn't a strain.
Z is for Zombie, he's hungry for brain.
Re: Just to go with the classic form...
July 4 2008, 00:04:01 UTC 9 years ago
*pouts*
...*reconsiders* But now I don't have to! *beams*
Re: Just to go with the classic form...
July 4 2008, 08:50:58 UTC 9 years ago