Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
seanan_mcguire
  • Mood: amused
  • Music: Jekyll and Hyde, "Bring On The Men."

This is CATZILLA.

Alice is four months old today (she was born on December 19th). I say my kitten is four months old, and people immediately form certain assumptions about her size. I'm sorry to say it, but these assumptions are, almost invariably, incorrect.

The following picture was taken earlier today.



Behold Catzilla! You may placate her with treats and feather toys. I recommend it, lest she decide to eat your hometown. (Also behold Lilly, who is sublimely unbothered by the imminent demise of man's reign.)
Tags: alice, cats, lilly, photo post, silliness
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kyra_neko_rei

April 20 2009, 03:07:15 UTC 8 years ago

HOLY FUCK, she's as big as LILLY!

You are going to need to add a second Siamese to the mix to keep things even.

Holy fuck. Four months old. WOW. It kinda makes one suspect that somebody threw a snow leopard into the Maine Coon bloodline a few decades back.

netpositive

April 20 2009, 13:54:17 UTC 8 years ago

You are going to need to add a second Siamese to the mix to keep things even.

Nah, any single Siamese is more than equal to 3-4 Maine Coons, a dozen Sphynx, 101 Dalmatians... who do you think created the Maine Coon, anyway? ;)

seanan_mcguire

April 21 2009, 01:11:26 UTC 8 years ago

Amusingly, my next planned cat acquisition is, in fact, a Sphinx.

kyra_neko_rei

April 21 2009, 01:15:32 UTC 8 years ago

You will have to explain to visiting children that no, despite what looks like obvious evidence to the contrary, Alice did not steal all of the Sphinx cat's fur to add to her own hoard.

seanan_mcguire

April 21 2009, 01:22:13 UTC 8 years ago

I just want people to come over and go "Oh, what a beautiful cat...oh, what an enormous cat...oh MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?!"

netpositive

April 21 2009, 01:27:14 UTC 8 years ago

Given your admiration for freaky alien suede kitties, this doesn't surprise me in the least. But will it come with its own bookstore? :)

seanan_mcguire

April 21 2009, 01:50:41 UTC 8 years ago

Since I come with my own bookstore at this point, yes, it will. :)

seanan_mcguire

April 21 2009, 01:11:02 UTC 8 years ago

I'm planning to, in four or five years, get a third cat. But I want Alice to be "the kitten" for a while. :) It was so good for Lil.

kyra_neko_rei

April 21 2009, 01:13:38 UTC 8 years ago

Mmmm, true. There are more important things than even size match-ups.

It's like a math question: how many Siamese equals one Maine Coon? Right after the "two velociraptors attack from due north, and one from due east; which direction should you run in order to stay alive the longest? one.

seanan_mcguire

April 21 2009, 01:22:44 UTC 8 years ago

You should run towards the nearest nursery school, naturally. Small children taste better.

kyra_neko_rei

April 21 2009, 02:08:07 UTC 8 years ago

And are easier to catch.

(Because you don't have to outrun the dragon. You only have to outrun the halfling.) (Although, that would be much more true with velociraptors and multiple small children, since dragons would be more likely to snap, swallow, and go for the next bite.)